Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Chuck Norris rode Deals Gap once, and when he finished it was straight. (let's hear yours!)

5 comments:

redxxrdr said...

Chuck Norris would proclaim that no trucks are allowed on the GAP.
This would cause a shutdown of all trucking in a 10 state area.

Big D said...

Chuck Norris went to Iraq and every Iraqi blew themselves up.

Coal Creek Armory said...

Tim has a potty mouth so bad that Chuck Norris once roundhoused him with a bar of soap.

Brian A said...

Chuch Norris is so fast when he turns the light out before going to bed at night, he's under the covers before it gets dark.

Unknown said...

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a cow and butter came out.