Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Caption This

31 comments:

Pilote Ancien said...

"The home-made pasta goes in this end...see...?...and then..."

RC 51 Mark said...

This happens to be a high tech piece of equipment Captain Ron.
The manual is 400 pages long. I read it,did you?

jaydav said...

With this button right here, you can watch PORN !

cbrererer said...

All I did was push this button and......now it don't work.

Arizona Supermoto said...

"... now if you notice, she's smiling at you in the camera after what you just did "

:D

Nate said...

Whatever you do... DONT PUSH THIS BUTTON!!

Ralph F. Couey said...

"Killboy, Schmillboy. OUR pictures move!

pennyrile said...
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pennyrile said...

"It's pretty simple really.
1. shoot until the beating stops.
2. Box up tape and ship to LA times.
3. Wipe your ass with 20's, beaatch."

TWL said...

If you look right here you'll see the slayer in it's natural habitat"

2wheelsonly! said...

"and right here we have the 8-track player"

;o)_..

Cruzman said...

If were lucky some girl might come and show us her high beems.

2wheelsonly! said...

"here's the slot where you put the quarters in"

2wheelsonly! said...

"Is my watch manly enough?"

2wheelsonly! said...

"oh Crap, I forgot to delete my solo sex scene!"

2wheelsonly! said...

"Images on the viewfinder are closer than they appear"

2wheelsonly! said...

"if they get to close use this here self-destruct button"

2wheelsonly! said...
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2wheelsonly! said...

"a-yup, she's also got this built-in single-shot .44 magnum-load fer them blind-corner lane-crossing lame-asses"

2wheelsonly! said...

"okey-dokey, let's set the Bullshit Detector on high in case Delta comes by"

2wheelsonly! said...

"I'm still using beta, think I should go vhs?"

gregmccoy1971 said...

"So, whaddaya think of my new 3D KB ass tat?" Advertising, its all about exposure!

RC 51 Mark said...

Does my tripod make my camera look small?

pennyrile said...

"shoot 5 more minutes of just the girls, and then after the landscaper comes in and ask if he can have a slice of pie , cue the music...shoot for another 10, call a wrap, take the tape out and write 'Shaving Private Ryan' on the side and have Rex hand deliver to my office"

2wheelsonly! said...

"Dooooode, thanks for the bong-hits! Ummm, what the hell were we going to do with this thing?"

;o)_..

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2wheelsonly! said...

"I think we should do a new update"

2wheelsonly! said...

The Too True Dpt..

"The batteries dead and I left my back-up at home.."

Anonymous said...

How many producers does it take to frame a shot??? I don't know, what do you think... I don't know what are your thoughts...

2wheelsonly! said...

How many sound engineers?

One..Two..One,Two..Check One,Two..

2wheelsonly! said...

Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."