Wednesday, August 31, 2011

And remember folks, Accident Scene Management...

If everyone is ok, it doesn't take a dozen people to check over the bike. Post up at least one person in each direction to slow traffic, preferrably a third person in the middle to direct single lanes of traffic back and forth until both lanes are clear. Get everything off the road and into the nearest pulloff ASAP.


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25 comments:

Slayer Hater said...

Looks like they all shop at the same fashionable motorcycle apparel shop. Very expressive of their individuality.

RC 51 Mark said...

Very funny SH ! It's the "Stepford" riders !
Except for the helmet law there is no gear in sight.. that's sooo cool !!

ozz said...

Metric guy crused right through....

Dustin Nisbet-Jones said...

What's with all the people wearing girdles?

Arizona Supermoto said...

Even more so... they'll all meet up again in the parking lot and be doing this very same thing for prolly an hour or more with all the classic mechanic look-overs, pointing things out what's broken and any other obvious things that were previously stated at the original gear-less crash site.

RedTSquared said...

Kidney Belts? They riding that long on bumpy roads?

0-o

Right now, all the girls are looking at their 'significant others' and deep inside asking questions. Oh, and looking for a pair of gloves and a jacket!

Rockynight said...

Glad they are alright. It could have been much worse so in a way they got very lucky.

I am going to be investing in chrome, black girdles, and black T-shirts for safety sake.

Just a new textile jacket : )

Delta said...

Hey, listen up - why is everyone bashing all these crotch-crawler riders for their "individualism"? The reason they all dress the same is because they were never in the military and want to be in some type of uniform! Hell, they even all have the same ball in the front of their shirts - what is that a medicine ball!?

Delta said...

Oh, and I forgot, the same scowl on their face. Those bikes must be REALLY, REALLY bad to make everyone I see on them have the same "I'm pissed at the world" look on their face!

RC 51 Mark said...

Did she take her bra off after the crash ?
Just sayin.

MikeE said...

What does an older more experienced woman have between her breast which a younger woman doesn't?




















A Naval.

:-)

RC 51 Mark said...

Cobwebs ?

Jonzilla said...

I can't believe no one commented on the skull mask on the right. So badass.

Delta said...

I was too terrified to comment.... might be Janet Reno!!!

wingman said...

Florida tags, figures!

I know I live there(here?).

Road rash is a lesson you, hopefully, only have to learn once.

RTDan said...

Don't you people know? Beer guts & saggy boobs will get you through The Dragon (almost) every time.

Chef C14 said...

You people are so cruel, I love it.

Chef C14 said...

Oh yeah, I'm LMAO at the naval joke.

dog said...

I am oddly attracted to the chick with the corset and skull mask.

Dragonater said...

>>>If everyone is ok, it doesn't take a dozen people to check over the bike. Post up at least one person in each direction to slow traffic, preferrably a third person in the middle to direct single lanes of traffic back and forth until both lanes are clear. Get everything off the road and into the nearest pulloff ASAP.

But this is how Harley riders park at the Overlook. You're not a Slayer if you don't park in the middle of US129.

Rick said...

I bet they'll be real happy when they find out that their asshattery is now ALL over the web as an example of stupidity....
She must be so proud...

2wheelsonly! said...

psst, KB, a little hotdog cart would have made you a little fortune at this little impromptu party!!

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2wheelsonly! said...

Hey Adam?

Bugger Off Bollocks!

Jason said...

That's not a chick with a skull mask - that's the Grim Reaper pissed off checking out the scene.